HOLY GRAIL
I’m in the woods to find the holy grail
Knights around the table they all know the tale
It’s sable fable, yeah that’s Bon Iver
Try to make it through the trials but they only fail
Life feels like a game but that’s only fair
I heard to die is gain but what the hell you saying
That sounds insane Saddam Hussein I wrack my brain
To square the circle, make the Ringo Starr
I wonder what you are, I wonder who and what I am
What a piece of work is man, this ain’t working man
I asked a clergyman for living water, cause I’ve been thirsty fam
No bread for the baskets cause she wants a Birkin bag
Now I’m hurting bad but I’m that hide behind the curtain man
The Emerald City. Hark the herald angles singing
I want peace on earth, to get that Second Birth
What’s the price I gotta pay for the pearl you know I’ll sell my worth
Wandering the woods for the holy grail
Whether or not I make it out only time will tell
I watched a dog spin a round and try to catch his tail
Catch-22, if life’s a bitch, I can’t imagine hell
I’ve tried to bail. Get off the lonely trail
I’m sick and tired of this shit. I didn’t sign up for this
Sole proprietorship, I want the company
I need a partner in this life, there’s only one of me
Now behold, there’s a woman right in front of me
I always told myself to live life abundantly
I didn’t know that she was half snake and half spider
That’s what it seemed like when I laid down beside her
Elsa Schneider. Like Poseidon, I feel the lightning
The raging storm and the water rising
There’s an alien invasion taking over, UFO sighting
They’re out here looking for the grail, but they won’t find it