HOLY GRAIL

I’m in the woods to find the holy grail

Knights around the table they all know the tale

It’s sable fable, yeah that’s Bon Iver

Try to make it through the trials but they only fail

Life feels like a game but that’s only fair

I heard to die is gain but what the hell you saying

That sounds insane Saddam Hussein I wrack my brain

To square the circle, make the Ringo Starr

I wonder what you are, I wonder who and what I am

What a piece of work is man, this ain’t working man

I asked a clergyman for living water, cause I’ve been thirsty fam

No bread for the baskets cause she wants a Birkin bag

Now I’m hurting bad but I’m that hide behind the curtain man

The Emerald City. Hark the herald angles singing

I want peace on earth, to get that Second Birth

What’s the price I gotta pay for the pearl you know I’ll sell my worth

Wandering the woods for the holy grail

Whether or not I make it out only time will tell

I watched a dog spin a round and try to catch his tail

Catch-22, if life’s a bitch, I can’t imagine hell

I’ve tried to bail. Get off the lonely trail

I’m sick and tired of this shit. I didn’t sign up for this

Sole proprietorship, I want the company

I need a partner in this life, there’s only one of me

Now behold, there’s a woman right in front of me

I always told myself to live life abundantly

I didn’t know that she was half snake and half spider

That’s what it seemed like when I laid down beside her

Elsa Schneider. Like Poseidon, I feel the lightning

The raging storm and the water rising

There’s an alien invasion taking over, UFO sighting

They’re out here looking for the grail, but they won’t find it